Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Cracks of my Broken Heart

What To Do After Break-Ups:
1.) BEG - uhuh... try getting him back... tears, pa-cute.. try everything!!

2.) MAKE HIM JEALOUS - deliberately wrong send him messages, make imbento cute guy friends hihihi
kung ayaw pa din..

3.) CRY - yep.. cry like there's no tomorrow!! Rant, throw things, curse, tear pictures (or draw on them!) etc... But this "barbaric" activity could only last for at most one whole day.. More than that, no guy is worth that much tears and energy..

4.) SHOP -get those credit card and shop shop shop! Buy those clothes you never got to buy kasi he doesn't like it (coz maybe it looked TOO good on you and could probably start fistfights hehe).. Buy all the Mango and Zara clothes you want without hearing somebody telling you how impractical you are.. This is your card, your money, your clothes and NOTHING or NOBODY should get between you and these!!! The best therapy for any heartache.

5.) CABLE CAR - this is located along Pasay Road in Makati behind the New World Hotel.. Invite your friends.. Php5.00 per song + Php380.00 for a barrel of draft beer = sulit na e noh? Drown your sorrows while singing Half Crazy like twenty times, I'll never get over you getting over me and Don't Speak!!! Most of the customers here are friendly (and sometimes cute!).. Almost always after a cable car gimik, you get to have new friends or flirtmates...

6.) PRACTICE YOUR FLIRTING SKILLS -malamang after the break-up you wouldn't want to have ANOTHER relationship immediately so practice flirting with ANY / ALL cute male species!!!! Duh! After devoting your time to your last beau, for sure, you got rusty na on this aspect... Just know your limitations.. Flirt! Flirt! Flirt!

7.) HAVE A TATOO -yeah, and tell everyone about it without telling them where... Its for you to know and for them to find out =)

8.) HAVE A BELLY RING - and work on those abs girl!!!! Make him drool come summertime.. =)

9.) LOOK FABULOUS -go to Regine's parlor in Park Square, look for Tata or Resty... have them cut and style your hair... have mani & peds every other week, facials whenever you need them, massages... Make it a point that you look your best every single day... Cyempre dapat prepared, malay mo pauwi you might bump into him... Take it from me, its all worth it
and lastly...

10.) PARTY!!!! - go out... and go out.. and go out.. hehehe =)

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